Glee — All That Jazz (Full Performance Scene) 4x09 | караоке, минус + текст песни

Knees back, Schwimmer. Knees- Can I get a sip of water? Of course. Of course, yeah. Stop. Everybody stop. Because that's what happens when you're thirsty on Broadway. You see, they stop the show so that mommy can hand you a sippy cup. Is this how you respond to getting a golden ticket? I'm not being a diva, I'm just, I'm dehydrated, and I've been working my butt off in this class- Mm-hmm ... and I have gotten better. Three months in, you still have no stamina, no precision, and you think you can outperform Alexandra Pasucci at the showcase? That girl was born in toe shoes. You won't even be able to keep up. I've kept up with you. Oh, all right. I just meant with everything that you've thrown at me. I don't throw things. I teach. Nothing I do here is random or unintentional. It's not my fault that you don't understand my methods. It's not my fault that you don't see how good I've become. Okay. Would you like to show me how good you've become? Show me that I'm not wasting my time? Fine. Chicago. Opening number. You familiar with it? Anybody else here can join in if they like, but this is between me and the platypus. Come on, babe, why don't we paint the town? Ooh. And all that jazz. I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down. Oh. And all that jazz. Stop the car. Ooh. Know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold, the piano's hot. It's just a noisy hall where there's a natty bar, and all that jazz. And all that jazz. Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes. Ooh. And all that jazz. I hear the father dip- Yeah ... is gonna blow the blues. Oh. And all that jazz. Hold on, hon, we're gonna bunny hug. Woo! I bought some aspirin down at United Drug in case you shake apart- Yeah ... and want a brand-new start to do that jazz. Yeah, bust it. Come on. Hit it. Find a flask. Hey. We're playing fast and loose. Woo! And all that jazz. Right up here is where I store the juice. And all that jazz. Come on, babe, we're gonna brush the sky. I bet you, Lucky Lind, you never flew so high 'cause in the stratosphere- Woo! ... I put Lindy in to all that jazz. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey. Yeah. No, I'm no one's wife, but, oh, I love my life and all that jazz. That jazz. Now, do you see what I'm saying, Schwimmer? You're not good enough yet. Maybe you're right. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not as good of a dancer as you are. Oh. Oh, you're finally learning something in here. But I'm just as good of a singer. Maybe even better. You think anyone in here believes that? Because there's a big difference between self-confidence and delusion. No one else has to believe it. No one but me, but thank you. You actually did teach me something, which is that if I'm gonna win this showcase, the only way I'm gonna do it is with my voice