Ass Like That — Unknown Artist | караоке, минус + текст песни

I'll be. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. I don't believe it. It's almost too good to be true. I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer. She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams. I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'mma answer. Police saying, "Freeze." Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs. I'm not done. Not till I'm finished peeing. I am not resisting arrest. I am agreeing, Mr. Officer. I'm already on my knees. I can't get on the ground any further. It's impossible for me. Do not treat me like a murderer. I just like to pee, pee, pee. Yes. I make R&B. I sing songs, they don't ring a tongue, a ching-chong-chong-chong-ching. Psych, I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid. If I offend, I'm sorry. Please, please forgive, for I am Triumph the puppet dog. I am a mere puppet. I can get away with anything I say and you will love it. You will love it. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. Jessica Simpson looks oh-so-tempting. Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that. Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes doing, doing, doing. Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome. Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums. I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn. Police saying, "Freeze." Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat. I have tickets. Look, I put it away, my zipper's deep. Please do not remove me from this movie theater. Please. I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene. I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene. And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman. This movie's PG, Mr. Officer. I demand to see my attorney. I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free. Free, yes, free. Right back on the streets. What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael? He's too busy. I am Triumph. Britney Spears has shoulders like a man. And I can say that and you'll laugh, because that is a puppet on my hand. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so I ain't never seen her butt like that. Maybe next year I'll say, "Ass," and she'll make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. The way she moves, she dances like a go-go. In that video, she sings, "Get Out You Bozos, I Need a New Boyfriend. Hi, My Name is JoJo." Police saying, "Freeze." Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized and my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies, Mr. Officer. Lookie, take a whiff of these. Here, I make Jesus juice. Take a sip of this. Nobody is safe from me. No, not even me. I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee on the radio, but I think I did. Damn it, is that a rap? I think I just saw ID. Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid. I don't think my joke is working. I must flee quick. Get to the chopper. Everybody get out. I am not Triumph, I am Arnold. Get down. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that. 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. The fuck is wrong with you?